Today be the international talk like a pirate day, arr, ye swabs, so get to it. We can all, like Johnny Depp, revel in our talkin-backwards, rum-drinkin’, kind of way, and if we be lucky, there be some wenching in it for us.

But why, tell us, ‘as the rum gone?

Don’t believe me, matey? Check this out. This information came my way via the fictional nation of Qwghlm.